Wednesday, 5th January 2000
Darling readers,
Greetings from Planet Earth! Well, I've made it back to Derbyshire, England, my home sweet home, after an absolutely bonkers trip to the planet Kepler-186f, where they apparently do the tutu-est tango. Seriously, darling, I mean it's literally tutu-fabulous, it's almost like we invented tango here.
I know, I know, some of you are thinking "But Emma, isn't the Earth where you're from?", well, darling, I'm talking about Pink Tutu World here! You can't confine me to just one planet, no siree. We're an intergalactic troupe of ballerinas, and that means exploring the entire galaxy - with tutus on, of course!
As usual, before I regale you with the glorious details of my Kepler-186f adventures, it's Wednesday and you know what that means, darling, new Pink Tutu World post!
Now, the intergalactic ballet season, it's really heating up this time of year, as we say on Earth. In my world, it means more tutus! I think I'm officially obsessed, but hey, isn't it a gorgeous obsession? My little pink tutus they really bring so much joy! Just try it!
Before I embark on a long story about Kepler-186f (I've got pictures, I promise!) let's catch up on what's happening on Earth.
- Today: Did you know today, January 5th 2000, marks the birthday of the brilliant ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev! I am eternally grateful for this beautiful talent, so I am giving myself permission to have a celebratory treat with a pink meringue.
- This Week: It's the first week of January! Which means Iâll be off to the theatre to watch some amazing ballets on offer, like "Swan Lake", **The Nutcracker (just in case you hadn't heard!) and even a ballet recital at my local dance school.
It's like Earth's equivalent of the Milky Way - just overflowing with wonderfulness. It's not quite the same as an intergalactic tutu parade, but hey, I'm working on it!
Alright, so about my adventure to Kepler-186f⌠Buckle up, my dears!
Planet Kepler-186f:
It's actually quite the journey getting there. But with a little bit of interstellar travel - courtesy of my amazing Pink Tutu World spaceship! (Youâve got to see the sparkly paint job!), we zipped right over. We had to navigate some really dramatic meteor showers and avoid a black hole or two. Not ideal for your tutu, but what can you do, darling! Thankfully, everything is washable with some cosmic magic involved, you see, that's why I say Pink Tutu World - It's magic!
Now, Kepler-186f is pretty fascinating, to say the least. This planet is an absolute delight to experience. And while you wouldn't quite call it 'ballet', their way of life really embraces movement and artistic expression. They have their own tutu-style garments, you see, that they wear to dance in, celebrating their beauty just as much as I celebrate mine. They were absolutely delighted to see my sparkly pink tutus, which is always good fun, darling!
Imagine, dear readers, my sparkly pink tutus set against the backdrop of a vibrant, jewel-toned galaxy, under a multicoloured, star-strewn sky! Truly exquisite! The sight brought me *right back to my home-town Derbyshire, with all of the rolling hills of our peak district. Only a million times brighter! â¨
Now, this is a bit juicy, my lovelies! When it came to their own dancing⌠darling, you have no idea! Their moves - their leaps and turns, pure magic! There was so much graceful artistry, like an extra-terrestrial swan lake but with far more pink, naturally! Their steps reminded me so much of Derbyshireâs most famous dancer, who I adore - Dame Margot Fonteyn! What a wonderful woman, and how I long for that divine era!
The choreography they practiced involved a whole ensemble of tutus, but theirs were, let's say... less 'pink tutu' more *alien chic, and made from this shimmery, organic material they call 'Stardust Weave' very fancy, but I reckon my tutus would give them a run for their money darling, even they had to admit that when they saw me dancing! It was just *pure enchantment, darling! I mean, if *Pink Tutu World were to hold a global convention, their tutus are a definite contender! â¨*
There's a certain je ne sais quoi about them, darling, like a celestial waltz in an ever-changing galaxy, and it just swept me away. Imagine: galactic dance nights under starry skies, surrounded by glittering tutus in shades of vibrant colours, sparkling like galaxies, darling. Pure brilliance - that's Pink Tutu World in a nutshell!
The Fashion!
Speaking of brilliance, their fashion is mind-blowing! They incorporate elements of natural textures, shiny, shimmering materials, and the most unique colours you can imagine, almost as if it is taken from a fairy tale, my lovelies. Now that I've had time to reflect, I am totally adding space-inspired style to my upcoming London Ballet Ball design collection - just you wait.
And they know how to put on a show. Just think of it! An alien ballet with space pirates, dances from celestial moons, all accompanied by twinkling galaxies and magical soundtracks, not quite as lovely as our London Royal Opera House but theyâre working on it darling
You know I just love a little glam and excitement, my lovelies, so weâre really spoilt for choice at Planet Pink Tutu World. Imagine me, twirling amidst twinkling stars in a vibrant pink tutu! (This pink tutu was one of the very special ones that is custom made with sparkle dust).
Learning from Kepler-186f
My mission at Pink Tutu World, as you know, darling, is to inspire people all across the universe to wear pink tutus! It's a crazy mission, but it's my heart and soul, darling! Now, I've discovered on this trip that when you step outside your little bit of the universe, it really is remarkable what you can learn and how quickly you realise that a tutu transcends just one planet. We are all about celebrating joy and passion! And honestly, this was an eye-opener, for me at least. You can't let any kind of preconceived ideas or notions of âwhat you should and shouldnât wearâ *limit you darling, Itâs not even the end of the year yet and my eyes have been opened! Now let me get to that *tutu collection... *
Pink Tutu World: An Intergalactic Ballet Extravaganza
Oh darling, did I forget to mention, the dancing? They have incredible dancers in every alien world. Some with big, floppy ears, some with tiny wings. It's the tutu-est thing ever!
And let's not forget the space-age music. You know Iâm obsessed, darling, but these are my favourites:
- âSpace Grooveâ by Orbital
- âPlanet Claireâ by B-52âs
- âRocket Manâ by Elton John
- âStarmanâ by David Bowie
These were perfectly fitted with my pink tutus as we toured and danced at the planetâs "Celestial Arts Complex.â Itâs like, youâve got to be there, darling, I swear, my tutus danced, darling, they just *danced!
Until next Wednesday...
My darlings, itâs almost impossible for me to explain all the extraordinary sights and sensations of my planet Kepler-186f trip! There were so many more galactic gems on show - like how they bake with nebula dust or how their coffee is made with astroid chunks! Youâll have to come with me for the next one!
So my darling readers, this is it for this week. Now that my head has a chance to come back down to earth from that galactic extravaganza! It's back to ballet and beauty! What better way to kick off a new week than with a fabulous pink tutu?!
Well, Iâll leave you with a few words to mull over, my lovelies! Life, darling, is like a ballet. It needs passion, elegance, and grace! You can wear the pinkest of tutus, darling, even if the journeyâs long, as long as youâre passionate!*
Until next Wednesday!
Emma ⨠www.pink-tutu.com
