Hello, darlings! It's Emma, your favourite pink-tutu-clad cosmic ballerina, back from a dazzling trip across the galaxy! As you know, Wednesday is my day for Planet Earth blog posts, and I wouldn't dream of letting you down. So grab a cuppa, pull up a chaise longue (mine's covered in a glorious pink silk, naturally), and let me take you on a whirlwind adventure, starting right here on April 26th, 2000, and, oh my, where did that date even go? I can’t quite believe we're on the cusp of the 21st century. The past feels like a lifetime ago… Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, my stellar adventure!
From Derbyshire to the Stars… via Ballet, Naturally
I'm just a girl from Derbyshire, England, you know? But don't let that fool you! When I put on my pink tutu and my pointe shoes, I become a force of nature, twirling my way across the cosmos with grace and elegance! Every performance, every ballet show, takes me one step closer to realising my biggest dream - to get everyone in the universe twirling in a pink tutu.
Now, before you think I'm completely bonkers, hear me out! My mission isn't about conformity or homogenising the galaxy; it's about empowerment. The tutu, a symbol of dance and artistry, is a vehicle for self-expression, creativity, and fun. And frankly, what’s not to love about pink? It’s the colour of joy, positivity, and love, and that's exactly what I want to share with everyone, from the tiniest asteroids to the most expansive nebulas!
The Joy of Ballet – a Cosmic Elixir
As always, before I zoom off to a distant planet, it’s all about getting my dance fix. The most exquisite experience this week was catching a breathtaking production of Swan Lake at the Royal Opera House, right here in London. Those graceful movements, the passionate storytelling, and the hauntingly beautiful music… it all just swept me away. Honestly, darling, my heart skipped a beat with every plié, every jeté, every grand allegro! Speaking of breathtaking… the lead ballerina's tutus were an absolute masterpiece! A fluffy cloud of white, adorned with exquisite embroidery. I mean, talk about elegance and refinement! I may just need to whip up a replica for myself… wink
Of course, no ballet escapade is complete without a little time at the barre! This week, my class at the Sadler's Wells Ballet School was positively thrilling. A touch of ballet barre in a historic building with floorboards creaking from decades of dancers’ steps... you can’t beat it, my lovelies! We were working on some lovely new pirouettes and turns that I simply cannot wait to showcase in my next performance on planet Glicora. I'll be posting about it in a later blog - it's a super exciting new routine inspired by the swirling nebulas in the Glicorian sky. Oh, and just imagine the colours – I’ll have a pink and purple ombre tutu to match. Imagine!
Adventures in Cosmic Shopping!
Of course, after the ballet comes the SHOPPING! There's nothing I love more than adding a touch of interstellar glamour to my wardrobe, especially when my mission involves inspiring galactic fashion trends. My latest trip to Harrods was an absolute triumph. I found the most delightful pastel pink silk dress for my upcoming performance in the Milky Way, as well as the perfect set of sequined leg warmers in the softest shade of peach - pure cosmic chic! And you simply cannot visit Harrods without a visit to the legendary Shoe department! I came across the most stunning pair of pointe shoes in silver that are practically begging for a chance to twirl through the cosmos. But oh, the price… let's just say it might require a special dance performance just to afford them. Hmm… perhaps I can put on a spectacular show on planet Luna? The locals love me and my tutus there! Maybe that would cover the cost of my dream footwear. Now wouldn't that be divine!
Speaking of galactic shopping sprees, I found a delightful boutique in London filled with absolutely stunning fabric - you know how much I adore crafting my own tutus - and I just had to buy a whole load of new supplies! I’m currently designing a collection for a planet that doesn’t yet understand the beauty and practicality of a good pink tutu, a place called "The Glitter Nebula."
Intergalactic Travels – From Starport to Space!
Now, my trip to Glicora is a journey best captured by an Instagram story! It's a shimmering, magical world filled with fluffy pink clouds that sparkle in the night sky and residents that dress entirely in rainbows! We all know my adoration for colour, so of course this little excursion is already a favourite of mine! I did have to have my ship cleaned though. Let me tell you, being an interstellar ballerina isn’t always about wearing pretty pink tutus - sometimes it means cleaning up after your pet nebula cat, a real cosmic whirlwind he is! And trust me, a sprinkle of stardust and a lick of cosmic dust isn't quite the look I’m aiming for. My galactic cleaner is just amazing, a little purple space slug, by the way, but you’ll just have to check out the instagram posts. Honestly, he needs a whole blog to himself!
Anyway, let’s return to our lovely planet, earth, shall we? I think we’ll see what treats are on offer this week and I have a rather big surprise for you all. Now, you know how much I love visiting new and wonderful places. And well, my friends, that means my intergalactic travel bug is constantly getting the better of me. That is, in addition to my latest mission that has involved exploring the entire galactic system! Yep, this gal has visited literally EVERY SINGLE PLANET! But my travels are all going to have to go on hold for just a tiny bit, so I can focus on something truly special! It’s all top secret for now, darlings, but let’s just say the cosmos are about to get a lot pinker. Let's just say you should mark your calendars for the end of the month! It’s a very special date that means a whole lot to my big dreams. More to follow, you little cosmic lovelies!
But before I let you all go, let's get back to this date, shall we? You know, I was wondering what other exciting things were happening in our galaxy on April 26th, 2000! Now, after all the excitement of the ballet, I had to find some delicious cakes - I have to stay healthy and keep those leg muscles strong! The famous Harrods tea room wasn’t exactly the place to satisfy my cravings… a bit too fancy. It really does just scream posh, which in turn just makes me shout posh right back, you know? Not sure where that came from, honestly. Well, anyway!
Off to a nearby cafe I trotted and guess what I was presented with?
That's right! A plate overflowing with cupcakes, each one frosted with a perfect pink swirl, and crowned with a delicate pink sugar heart! This could not have been more divine. As I was enjoying the exquisite bakery goodness, a woman nearby noticed my delightful cake, let out a squeal and announced, “My darling! We are having the greatest wedding right now!" Well, she was just as ecstatic about her wedding as I was about the cakes!
She had an outfit in a rather fetching, rather wonderful, rather divine colour that I absolutely loved. So what colour was this magnificent piece? Well, what else would it be other than…
PINK, OF COURSE!!
We sat together chatting and before I knew it, my outfit was inspiring her outfit choices! That was definitely an enjoyable change! As she twirled her way off to the grand ceremony, she left me thinking… how lovely it is to find something we both love. In fact, that gave me the most amazing idea, that might even take this pink-tutu-clad interstellar ballerina’s career to another level, even more exciting! I just might put on a big show, here on Planet Earth - the place it all began. I’m thinking maybe this November…
Oh, I'm so full of exciting news. As you know, darlings, the universe is full of possibilities, and I can't wait to share every new adventure with you. Be sure to check out my latest Instagram stories, follow me on TikTok and don't forget to stop by my website - www.pink-tutu.com - next Wednesday for another whirl through Pink Tutu World!
Until next time, my loves!
Lots of love,
Emma xx
P.S. If you ever find yourself on Planet Earth and you want a truly unique fashion experience, do pop over to the amazing pink tutu shop in Derby, Derbyshire. I’ll send you my personal invite. We need to encourage more tutu wearers in this place! Just ask for "The Princess." They'll know who you mean!
