Oh my darling tutu-tastic readers! It's Emma here, ready to whisk you off on another cosmic adventure, right from my little corner of Planet Earth â Derbyshire, to be exact! Now, you all know I'm a firm believer in pink tutus being the universal language of fabulousness, and today, well, today, the pink tutu magic is going to be absolutely stellar!
Why, you ask? Because, my darlings, it's December the 12th, 2012. Do you remember what THAT date signifies? The infamous Mayan Calendar doomsday date! Oh, the stories that were told back then - that the world was ending! The end! But did the world end? Absolutely not! We're still twirling, and frankly, the world seems much brighter with more pink tutus swirling around it!
But today, it's not about the end of the world, oh no! It's about the start of a whole new galactic adventure. The year is coming to a close, the Christmas lights are twinkly and festive, and the scent of mince pies is wafting through the air. And guess who's ready for a spectacular grand finale to another wonderful year of pink tutu-ing and interstellar shenanigans? It's your truly, my darling, fabulous readers!
Right, so gather around your sparkly laptops, my lovely lot, as I tell you all about how this pink tutu queen spent the past few weeks spreading my pink tulle gospel across the cosmos! Weâre going to have a right royal good time, darling. Fancy a spot of tea and some mince pies, then weâll begin!
Fashion Faux Pas & Fantastic finds
Remember those amazing metallic silver sparkly pumps I picked up in a boutique in the Andromeda Galaxy last week? Well, I absolutely couldnât wait to wear them for my next ballet class at the cosmic ballet school on the Jupiterian moon! It was all just too much. Weâre talking dazzling pink tutu, with sequins and pearls, a gorgeous midnight blue silk bodice and sparkly pumps. Talk about a statement. Of course, everyone went wild, all agog, especially after I landed on my derrière with an impressive theatrical flourish. The oohs and ahhs were definitely hear-hear worthy, I can tell you! My new favourite cosmic teacher even called me, *âLa Petite Flambeâ! You know itâs all going very well, when they give you a name with a âpetiteâ! You haven't seen the full "flambe", oh no, thatâs just for special occasions... you'll have to come along one day and see for yourself!
After the spectacular dance session, I felt compelled to check out some new arrivals at the nearby Andromeda mall. This was the first time Iâd ever been able to wear these shoes out for a bit of retail therapy! Letâs be honest, silver sparkly shoes do get a little attention out on a spaceship. Itâs not always ideal, as youâll discover soon... I mean who needs more stares than those of the star-studded glitterball that is the space-disco on Mars! You think our earthly fashion world is a bit wild? You should see those little green fellas strut their stuff at the Galactic Galactic Galaxy! But, the fabulous find, the find that I knew was meant to be - an iridescent pink feathered shrug, just imagine it - perfectly matched my shimmering pink tutu - and they both worked wonders with those silver sparkles! I practically jumped up and down for joy like I'd just found a sparkly twirling diamond - which letâs face it, it might as well be!
Cosmic Ballet Adventures
The excitement doesnât end there, dear readers! A few days later, I flew to the breathtaking planet of Xylia â a haven for pink tutus and ballet history! Think about a cosmic space ballet show like no other, you have these celestial wonders twinkling all around, just imagine... Iâd heard about a ballet gala being held there, a ballet for the cosmos - a tribute to all the beautiful tutus in the universe - and of course I couldnât miss it! It was so spectacular I even gasped out loud. Can you believe the costumes! There were dancing, shimmering blue space angels in swirling silvery tutus with diamond-encrusted wings, pink dancing supernovae in magnificent sparkly skirts with celestial dust patterns, and it doesnât end there⌠even the planets were dancing! And, well, it's all rather dazzling. My pink tutu - with an added sprinkling of interstellar stardust - really fitted right in. Oh my! What a performance. Talk about grand finale worthy.
Pink Tutu Business Meetings - Oh the glitter and the glamour...
Then it was time for some pink tutu business, darling. Well, every great interstellar pink tutu queen needs to know whatâs what on the galactic stage, and this is where our latest project came to fruition. I headed down to Cygnus. Can you even imagine this? This was a really serious business meeting about setting up a new global fashion-focused pink tutu company to sell my âEmma Pink Tutu Worldâ range. Well, if it's going to take off in the cosmos then thereâs a lot of planning that goes on. I sat down with the galaxyâs leading cosmic fashion executives. Talk about an outfit challenge! And all those glitzy business meetings, it really makes my heart leap! I'd say a glitzy tutu makes you a bit more hear-hear worthy in business! And letâs face it, pink makes you take note! We hammered out the business strategy to spread the pink tutu magic far and wide across the universe! Oh yes! The idea is, it'll sell all kinds of sparkly costumes and dazzling fashion with pink tutus as a key theme for the fashion-savvy galactic traveller. The possibilities are endless, and oh so much fun! Itâs a huge ambition but with my amazing tutu crew, anything is possible! Iâll tell you all more about how the galactic pink tutu project progresses - in the future - there will be many, many new pink tutus⌠But the first important order of the day was my first major marketing campaign.
And I tell you, the marketing department was working at super speed! Well, this projectâs going to be about so much more than business⌠weâre looking at world peace, happiness⌠love. Love for the whole world. And you can start right at home. I mean, why wait! Itâs already happening, itâs everywhere! From here in Derbyshire to the end of the universe, love pink tutus and share that love! The next generation will understand - theyâll look back at what is already happening, they will laugh and they will dance. Well, thatâs my plan! I plan to share the joy of wearing pink tutus and all that goes with that! So, on this glorious 12th of December, I declare - letâs spread the joy of pink tutus to every corner of the galaxy! Oh my⌠this could change the universe!
Now, back to Planet Earth⌠and what this fabulous, twirling pink tutu princess is doing next.
Thatâs about it for my fabulous intergalactic adventure this week, dear readers. And now, it's back to Earth for a whirlwind of twirls and glitter! My little Derbyshire town is alive with holiday cheer, and there's nothing like a festive season of pink tutus!
Weâve got a dazzling pink tutu workshop at the town hall today and then the whole town will be attending our âDerbyshire Sparkle Gala" on Friday evening. Oh my, it's all very, very, exciting. Lots of fabulous friends and neighbours in glittery outfits are joining in - even my sweet grandmother will be donning a glittering pink tutu, you'll never believe it, but she even managed to squeeze herself into a shiny little pair of platform boots - you just gotta see it, it's an absolute riot. This is one of the best times to spread joy. Christmas is a season for pink tutus. So this festive season let's really celebrate.
But first, darling, itâs tea-time. So grab your teapot, your china, pour yourselves a cup and join me, my sweet darlings. We can chat, we can swap pink tutu tales - the more fabulous the better! Oh yes, we're just a bit excited - so much happening!
I've got the best feeling - a fabulous new blog is already in the pipeline - as youâll see next week. Letâs call it Pink Tutu world news. Stay tuned! Until next Wednesday⌠twirl, dance, sparkle⌠and always remember â never ever, ever lose that pink tutu sparkle!
