Wednesday 13th May 2015
Hello my dearest readers, and welcome to this week’s edition of my Planet Earth blog!
It feels like forever since I've graced you with a new post, but fear not, I haven't been slacking off on the pink tutu adventures. Oh no, darling, quite the opposite! I've been busy exploring the far reaches of the cosmos, bringing the joy of the pink tutu to planets both familiar and strange.
Let me tell you, darling, space travel can be rather tiring, and quite honestly, these alien restrooms have not been made with a pink tutu in mind. The gravity on most planets is all over the place, making even a simple pirouette feel like a life-or-death battle with centrifugal force. You'd think with the advanced technology they've got out there, they'd have invented some proper cosmic-tutu-friendly lavatories! But no, just weird gravity anomalies and space-toilets with only one available colour scheme – the dreary abyss of charcoal grey.
Speaking of colours, you won’t believe what I found on my latest jaunt – a whole planet devoted to colour therapy! Honestly, darling, they have EVERYTHING you could possibly imagine! Every shade of the rainbow, every hue you've never dreamt of! I practically danced through the whole spectrum!
As soon as I saw that gorgeous palette of vibrant colours, my creative juices went into overdrive. This could be a goldmine for the tutu business! Imagine: an entire solar system of colours, a galaxy of inspiration… all within reach of the Pink Tutu brand! Why, my dear readers, I already have plans for a line of shimmery, cosmic tutus. They’ll be like galaxies swirling around you, made with cosmic shimmer that changes colours in the light.
I can practically hear the applause now! And yes, I will be holding a collection launch party for this celestial range at the first possible opportunity! Stay tuned for details, darlings!
Speaking of parties, I do love a good cosmic bash! And speaking of good times, I simply MUST tell you about my last show! It was on Planet Xyloo, a place where everyone is absolutely bonkers about…wait for it… tap dancing! Now, darling, we all know ballet is the true art form of course, but I'll give them this: they knew how to put on a show! Xyloo-ian tap dancers, in full metallic silver costumes and glittering moon boots, really had the crowd rocking!
Even I, who is generally quite particular about my entertainment, was utterly entranced. After the performance, I couldn't resist adding a few tap steps to my repertoire. Don't worry, my darling, I kept the pink tutu on for this unexpected tap dance experience – a little touch of intergalactic flair! TheXyloo-ians absolutely adored it! It just proves that the magic of the pink tutu transcends any galactic boundary.
Now, for a touch of reality… I've been enjoying a proper Derbyshire English afternoon tea to get back into the swing of things back on Planet Earth. It’s funny, sometimes I get so wrapped up in space travel that I almost forget the simplicity of home comforts. A steaming pot of Earl Grey, freshly-made scones with clotted cream and jam, a good old-fashioned Victoria sponge cake… pure, sweet bliss!
What a glorious way to spend a Wednesday! My lovely assistant, Miranda, has even organised a little fashion shoot to celebrate my return. I'll be modelling a selection of new spring tutu designs for our readers' viewing pleasure. Miranda, as always, has gone to great lengths to put together the perfect setting: a cherry blossom orchard nestled on the edge of Derbyshire Peak District.
Can't you picture it, darlings? Me, gracefully pirouetting amidst the delicate pink blooms, with the Derbyshire air swirling around me, wearing my exquisite new designs. A symphony of colours, a tapestry of style, and of course, a splash of that Pink Tutu magic.
Speaking of spring, it's officially that time of year! And darling, do you know what that means?
Ballet season has arrived!
Now, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else than right here in Derbyshire, where the heart of ballet beats strong! Every year, my lovely village hosts a small but delightful ballet festival, showcasing the best talent Derbyshire has to offer. I even try to sneak in a little performance or two myself, usually for charity.
The next festival starts in a couple of weeks! The lineup looks phenomenal. From classic Swan Lake performances to cutting-edge contemporary interpretations of traditional ballet works, there’s something for everyone. There’s even a ballet-inspired fashion show featuring local designers and, of course, the Pink Tutu Collection!
So darling, if you find yourself in the Derbyshire Peak District, do drop by! This ballet festival is a glorious mix of tradition and innovation, a beautiful celebration of all things pink tutu, and, of course, a chance to celebrate the magic of ballet itself.
Until next time, my darling readers!
Stay fabulous!
XOXO
Emma
The Pink Tutu Diaries
www.pink-tutu.com
(Psst... Check back next Wednesday for a detailed review of the latest cosmic tutu range!)
