Wednesday, 31st May 2023
Hello, darling darlings! It's Emma here, your resident tutu enthusiast, bringing you another exciting update from my intergalactic travels. As you know, I believe that every planet, every galaxy, every corner of the universe deserves a splash of pink and the twirl of a tutu.
Today, I'm bursting with excitement as I land back on dear ol' Planet Earth, having just had a splendid adventure on a far-off world with the most peculiar dance culture!
But first, a little recap. As you know, my recent intergalactic travels have been fuelled by my latest performance at the glorious Royal Opera House, right here in my hometown of Derbyshire, England. A standing ovation for a grand pas de deux, and the sheer thrill of the applause is what gets me dancing through the cosmos!
Let's see, where was I? Oh, right, that peculiar dance culture... imagine a society where everyone dances in synchronized jumps with little more than whispers... well, no tutus! My dear readers, I simply had to rectify the situation!
Armed with my trusty space-age travel case overflowing with fabulous pink tutus (each designed to withstand the rigours of interstellar travel, of course!), I set off on my mission to turn this starkly undressed planet pink. I taught them the joy of a graceful plié, the wonder of an arabesque, the majesty of a grand jeté! I introduced them to the sublime, exquisite, and simply glorious history of the tutu... It took some convincing, I won't lie, but they were surprisingly receptive to my message of love, dance, and, of course, fabulousness.
This, my loves, is what my mission is all about! To spread the joy of dance and bring the colour pink and the magic of the tutu to every corner of the universe. Isn't that simply divine?
Speaking of the magic of the tutu, you wouldn't believe the latest must-have I found on this planet... it's called a "hologram tutu" and it can project the most breathtaking designs right onto the fabric! I managed to secure the last one of these "Hologram Ballerina" limited edition tutus... let's just say the planet's population was left speechless.
Now, onto a real treat... Remember those fabulous, one-off fashion boutiques on planet Beta? I managed to grab some incredible designs - a dazzling silver shimmering top that catches the light, paired with a blush-pink, layered tulle tutu. It's simply a dream!
And I think you'll be absolutely delighted to hear about this week's Earth-based entertainment! The Ballet Guild in Nottinghamshire are presenting Giselle, one of my all-time favourite ballets. I simply must go. The story is so moving... the haunting, choreographed dance of the Wilis will be simply breathtaking!
Oh, I also spotted this delightful shop in Birmingham, boasting the most unique collection of ballet-themed clothes! Think: ballet slippers patterned with star constellations, elegant crop tops with silk-lined tulle wings... just the kind of wardrobe upgrade this girl needs!
To make your Wednesday truly glorious, my dear readers, why not pop over to the www.pink-tutu.com website? You can find my weekly planet earth blog post right there on Wednesday mornings!
Until next time, keep those twirls sparkling, keep your spirit bright, and remember - the universe is yours for the twirling!
Lots of love and glittery twirls,
Emma
xx
