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Tutu and Ballet News

Oh darling, did you hear the news? Apparently, there’s been a complete and utter *scandal* in the world of ballet! ? And you won’t believe the culprit – the **tutu**! Yes, that very symbol of grace and elegance, that puff of tulle that makes ballerinas look like ethereal creatures has been stirring up trouble! It’s almost enough to make me drop my tiara…

It all started last night at the grand opening of the *new* Royal Ballet School – yes, a state-of-the-art, *modern* space fit for these budding superstars. Everyone, literally everyone, was there – Prince Charles himself popped in, along with several A-list actors (who obviously never realised just how athletic those dancers are!) And then, there it was, the ultimate fashion faux pas… a *tutu* with ** sequins!** *gasps*

Now, I’m all for a bit of sparkle. In fact, I’m a bit obsessed, a dab of glitz never goes amiss, wouldn't you agree? But sequins on a tutu? **Dreadful!** The combination of those sharp little bits with that flowing tulle? It just doesn’t *work*. Think a meringue in a disco…it’s just a recipe for disaster. And darling, you know I wouldn't even say that about a questionable shade of nail polish!

Imagine the scenes. The room went quiet, and even the seasoned opera glasses dropped their attention for a split second. People started murmuring, eyebrows arched, and the whisper, *ā€œThose are *sequins*? What a tragedy!ā€ * echoed around the ballroom.*

My dearest friend, Camilla, a veritable ballet connoisseur, gasped and fanned herself with a feathered fan, her perfectly manicured nails hitting it in a soft, rhythmic beat that was utterly delicious to watch. ā€œGoodness gracious, this is just outrageous,ā€ she declared, in her posh, yet endearingly British way. ā€œTutus belong in the traditional, delicate world, in the softness of light fabrics. And here, with these sequins, the effect is more 'disco dancer in a shopping mall' than graceful Swan Lake princess, darling.ā€

Camilla’s right, of course. But the scandal deepened when the rebellious ballerina, a fiery young redhead with more sass than a sassy dachshund, actually *defended* the offending tutu! "You know, it’s not all about tradition, it’s about *expression* darling!ā€ she chirped with a cheeky glint in her eye. "And *this* is just another way for us ballerinas to shine. Who wants to be just a 'swan,' after all, when you can be a sparkling, fabulous *mermaid*? **That's** my interpretation of the classic!ā€

Well, as you can imagine, dear readers, this caused quite the stir! Now, it seems there are camps! Those who are deeply horrified, and those who are… well, not exactly *thrilled,* but perhaps open to the idea! Apparently, some *modern* dancers are *excited* about this change, they say this kind of bold choice "pushes the boundaries." *How incredibly *bold*. *

Oh darling, let's just say there are those who consider sequins on a tutu *sacrilege.* (Not unlike someone daring to wear white after Labor Day! Unforgivable, *so* last year.) My favourite quote came from an older ballerina, who apparently retired five years ago when the new headmistress refused to allow "ballet bags with more sequins than the *actual* costumes."*

Honestly, who knows what will happen next? I think a sequin-encrusted *tutu* is an *obvious* step backwards, it takes away the classic simplicity of the whole ensemble, and *does* look remarkably cheap, in my professional opinion. The very *point* of a *tutu* is its floatiness, it's airiness...and shiny plastic doesn’t *exactly* lend itself to such delicate expressions!

On the other hand, I suppose a little bit of ā€œedgyā€ might just inject the *right* amount of fun back into the world of ballet, and in this case, what could be more fun than glitter? As long as those sequins stay well *away* from my own dance studio…and well away from the pristine, elegant look we have here! ?

So, darling, I leave it to you! Should sequins grace the iconic *tutu* stage, or does that particular combo just deserve a hearty ā€œ*No, darling!ā€*? You tell me...and feel free to share your opinions, because everyone's got one, right?! ?